drunken cousin update
I bet you’re all wondering what’s happened to my beautiful and talented cousin Keri. Me too. So I called her today to remind her that back in February she had […]
Category Archives: ridiculous blog posts
Reason Number 1,328 to love Humboldt County
Have you ever had one of those days
when you wake up at 3 a.m. with your bed so full of regrets and resentments that there’s no room for you anymore so you force yourself to just get […]
Fed Ex: A Covert Operation
For the past several days I’ve been housesitting for a friend who lives on one of the busiest streets in Eureka. It’s not a very tough job and consists of […]
Things that make me feel better after driving home with a terrible sake hangover and realizing there are probably things from the night before that I
should regret saying but unfortunately can’t remember enough to regret them: 1) Boys with spiky hair who work at Safeway I realize that every moment of every day that goes […]
Crush Update
You might remember my mad crush on the sweet but troubled Number 24-08. It seems that some bull has stolen her heart and made an honest heifer out of her. […]
Sorry, Judy Blume
Are you there God? It’s me, Kristabel. I know you’re aware that I don’t really believe in that whole walking-on-water-rising-from-the-tomb thing, but that doesn’t mean I can’t still talk to […]
