There are a couple of reasons to celebrate today. I know it’s late, but it’s not too late, so I thought I’d give you your options:
1. You can celebrate Pi (Pie) Day (You know, 3.14).
2. You can celebrate National Steak and Blowjob Day (No, I didn’t just make that up.)
3. You can celebrate them both.
4. You can not celebrate either one and enjoy your miserable existence.
You’re welcome. If you’d like to leave the details of your celebration in the comments, please feel free.