Did you hear that?

Date: August 20, 2011

Time: 12:00 p.m.

Place: A small town on Hiway 36, recently invaded by aliens

Two women are sitting on metal chairs watching the Bridgeville Summer Review and snacking on corn on the cob that had just come off a wood fired grill. 

Woman 1:  My doctor said I’m supposed to cut back on my carbs.  He gave me a whole list of things that are carbs, and you know what was on it?

Woman 2: What?

Woman 1:  Corn.

Woman 2:  Really?

Woman 1:  Really.  Corn on the cob is a carb.  You know what I did?  I took that list home, and I said, “I’m 82 years old.  If I want to eat corn, I’m going to eat corn.  Fuck you doctor.  I ate four ears of corn for dinner that night.”

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