Date: August 20, 2011
Time: 12:00 p.m.
Place: A small town on Hiway 36, recently invaded by aliens
Two women are sitting on metal chairs watching the Bridgeville Summer Review and snacking on corn on the cob that had just come off a wood fired grill.
Woman 1: My doctor said I’m supposed to cut back on my carbs. He gave me a whole list of things that are carbs, and you know what was on it?
Woman 2: What?
Woman 1: Corn.
Woman 2: Really?