Date: Sunday, June 12
Time: 2:00 p.m.
Place: Art and Wine in the Park, Fortuna
Two young gentlemen are cruising down the street to Rohner park in a pickup with their windows rolled down and a strange child-like music blaring from within. Two women on the sidewalk notice them.
Woman 1: I turned around because I thought there was an ice cream truck coming, but it’s just two guys driving down the road.
Woman 2: I know. Me too!
Woman 1: Jesus, isn’t that just like screaming, “I’m a pedophile?”