Three women are talking about the pros and cons of several local dining establishments.
Woman #1: I have a policy not to eat anywhere with a sneeze guard.
Woman #2: The last time my husband and I went out to dinner he found a button in his mashed potatoes. A button! It came off of one of the waiter’s uniforms. He didn’t find it until it was in his mouth.
Woman #3: Well…..I’ll never forget the time I found a mop string in my crab cake.