Did You Hear That?

Date: November 11, 2009
Time: 1:30 p.m.
Place: The Spa at Personal Choice, Old Town, Eureka

Three women are talking about the pros and cons of several local dining establishments.

Woman #1: I have a policy not to eat anywhere with a sneeze guard.

Woman #2: The last time my husband and I went out to dinner he found a button in his mashed potatoes. A button! It came off of one of the waiter’s uniforms. He didn’t find it until it was in his mouth.

Woman #3: Well…..I’ll never forget the time I found a mop string in my crab cake.


17 responses to “Did You Hear That?

  1. I'm conflicted. Because as gross as that is, that crab cake in the picture is like food porn. I think I'd eat it with my hands.

  2. Isn't it more fun to guess, Heraldo?

    Shieldmaiden….I know! But then every time I look at it my mind starts to wander… how did the mop string get in there? Did they drop the crab cake on the floor and put it back on the plate? Do they use a mop to wipe the countertops? Eew.

  3. Did I mention nacho cheese covers the taste of most foreign objects in restaurant food? I carry my own jar for just such incidents.


    P.S. Boys! You should be ashamed! Girls never make comments like that.

  4. I once found a large spider draped
    with blue cheese in my garden salad. I pointed it out the waitress who had a hard time seeing
    it then with her coke bottle glasses.

  5. Greg found a wadded paper napkin in dinner salad at The Rib Room at the Eureka Inn years ago. They gave him another salad for free.

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