This sign

takes on a whole new meaning here, doesn’t it?

Well….for the first time in my entire life I have absolutely nothing to say.

No drunken apologies.
No Saturday night suggestions.
No country living complaints.
No hot blogger fantasies.
Not even any random questions.

Wait, I have one random question about the plural form of penis. Is it peni? Like cacti? It should be. But anyway…

if anyone has any writer’s block/brain cramp suggestions please let me know.

Or you can just go create your own fabulous church sign here.


32 responses to “This sign

  1. I saw the signand it opened up my eyesI saw the signLife is demanding without understandingI saw the signand it opened up my eyesI saw the signNo one’s gonna drag you upto get into the lightwhere you belongBut where do you belong?

  2. I have the same problem. As a writer I have to write synopses. Or synopsi. I’ve been told that synopses is correct.So that would be penises. And let me just say that if you’re discussing penises in their plural form, you’re having WAY more fun than I am.

  3. Hee hee hee hee…..well…you all may not be able to solve my writer’s block problem, but you’re sure cracking me up.It’s all just fantasy, Jen. Really. Uh huh.A buttload of peni…Ha ha hee hee heeeee

  4. The plural of <>penis<> never comes up for most of us.Now that I think of it, I wonder if it’s a cognate of peninsula? OMG! Is Europe staring at our Florida?

  5. Suffering from anxIety? Here’s a < HREF="" REL="nofollow">writer’s block suggestion<>

  6. Thanks, Katie! Hey, I keep trying to leave you a comment on your blog, but the mail always comes back undeliverable.

  7. I don't know if this helps with writers block, but when either myself or My Lady has a brain-cramp, this always does the trick…Combine in a shaker: 5oz Moskovskaya vodka, 1oz Martini & Rossi dry vermouth, 6 ice cubes.Shake!Decant into a chilled martini glass.Install 2 anchovy-stuffed olives impaled on a toothpick (maple).

  8. Mmmmm….that’s the best suggestion yet. And it’s only 10 a.m.Is a martini with stuffed olives a dirty martini?

  9. I have two comments. First, anonymous posters who are also regular bloggers (you accused Carol and have done the same things to me) are anonymous sometimes for good reasons, like we had some wine and are smart enough not to use our blog name, or- like our kids know who we are, or friends do, etc) Let us be truly anonymous and don’t “out” us or we have to cease commenting. I know, “big threat” but it made a non-blogger out of me on your site.Second, I think there is little need for the plural of penis. Why would you ever have to say “penises” (which I think is correct) unless you have, say, them on your wallpaper or a person you know has two of them?Thirdly, okay a bonus comment- your blog is a lot of laughs, and anyone who likes ABBA has to be fun.

  10. First, I think wallpaper full of peni is a great idea! I also find plenty of opportunities to talk about more than one penis. We must run in different social circles.Second, I didn’t out Carol…she admitted it herself…on her own blog. She also has a great sense of humor and knows when I’m teasing her. I outed you because you were being mean and whiny, and you deserved it. Unless of course, you’re not the mean and whiny person I outed and then…well…sorry about that. Spanking?Thirdly, thanks. I think singing a round of “Does Your Mother Know” at the top of our lungs will make us both feel better.xo

  11. Mean and whiny bloggers,check your bags at the door!! And kristabel,you need a spanking regardless,while wearing a cowgirl hat.Don’t worry I’ll sing whatever ABBA song you’d like to add to the ambiance.And all bloggers,be nice to the wonderful lady Kristabel….please.

  12. <>I think there is little need for the plural of penis. Why would you ever have to say “penises”<>If you were referring Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich in the same sentence.

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