Statcounter is still our friend….

Yes, it is. Besides outing obnoxious trolls who try to hide their identity by not using punctuation, statcounter still allows us to see the words and phrases people have searched for that led them to Chocolate Covered Xanax. I haven’t listed any in quite awhile, so I thought I’d post this week’s fabulous search terms. I’ve also categorized them for your reading convenience.

Xanax is Really Popular search terms:

  • Xanax and a six pack of beer
  • Go to Mexico for xanax
  • Can I take xanax anally Oh, the visuals from this one.
  • I love xanax
  • Does xanax make you horny

Special Friends search terms: (Don’t ask us why looking for you leads them to us. We’ll never tell….)

  • Man getting wax job this one led right to the post about looking for you, Heraldo
  • Fred Mangels blog
  • Greg said anonymous shut up Greg! What happened to be nice?
  • Bob Flame
  • Eureka Ekkovox blog
  • Humboldt blog Carson Park Ranger
  • Mresquan

Amateur Porn Opportunities search terms:

  • Spanking bench blog story
  • Chocolate covered sex
  • Girls covered in food
  • Bigfoot sex
  • Braided leather flogger
  • Huge nipples
  • Bollywood hairy armpits
  • Chocolate asshole
  • Naughty Safeway boys
  • Chocolate covered breasts

All these wonderful freaky internet researchers…and still no party invitations.

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23 responses to “Statcounter is still our friend….

  1. <>Man getting wax job this one led right to the post about looking for you, Heraldo<>Making fun of my unibrow, were you?

  2. I’m a little saddened that Assless Chaps didn’t make a comeback. It would have been especially nice on those Naughty Safeway Boys.xoxoxK

  3. Hee! Funny, Kym. If I were you, I’d title them all like that.Keri…I know! Boy is slacking these days with his lack of comments about assless chaps.

  4. Nobody searched for those either, mresquan. And if they did…I don’t remember ever mentioning cowgirl hats here. Nice to see your fantasy’s still intact, though.

  5. Big Foot Sex? That’s a little scary, isn’t it?I had to change my blog’s name. “Jen’s Hot and Sweet” blog got a TON of very twisted drive bys.

  6. Jen isn’t into the spirit of sluttiness? You should have changed it to Jen’s XXX Hot and Sweet :)

  7. Did you see in the Times Standard from Saturday, March 15th that Xanax should not be mixed with alcohol? It was in the “Ask Abbey” (not that, but like that) column. Or was it the doctor column??Anony.Miss

  8. Anony.Miss,I think xanax and alcohol don’t mix because of the combined depressant effects. That’s why I also add some dark chocolate and crystal meth. I’ve never had a problem.xoxoxox

  9. I don’t have those hit counter doo hickey deals….I’m too afraid. I wonder what Hot Dog/Butterscotch/Noodle Casserole would get me. In trouble is what.

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