Deep breath in…deep breath out. Focusing on my happy place where I feel loved and safe.
After a holiday flurry of shopping malls, bank card overdraft fees and my big girl pants pinching me in the waist, I can finally take a moment and breathe. It’s OK, you can do it too. RELAX PEOPLE. The worst is over.
Today we woke up, looked out the window and saw the above picture out our front door. It’s amazing the calm that a good snow brings. It’s like the Creator’s way of breaking out the bottle of white out and going to town on a messy world.
I wish we all had a big bottle of white out for the screw-ups in our lives. I know the first thing I would erase…my ex-husband. Then my husband’s ex-wife. Then my job and those pesky neighbors that know too much of our business. A couple of lawyers would be gone too. The war and those stupid holi “duh” car commercials. Oh yeah, and snotty family members who think they are more cultured and better than the rest of us.
Uh hummm. Sorry, Dad’s famous Tom and Jerry mix with rum and brandy is starting to kick in.
Well, here’s to the New Year and fresh starts. And here’s to my new sock monkey flannel pj’s with the elastic waist. It happens to be my new apparel for the next few days.
Nothing says sexy slut like flannel sock monkeys. Am I right boys?