Thanks so much for the (mostly) fantastic book suggestions. I’ve now added many to my already horribly long To-Read List. I guess it just means I’ll have to spend a lot more time on warm beaches. So here’s what’s going in the bag:
On the Right: The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen. It sounds contemporary, interesting, both Jon and Jen recommended it, and it was already sitting on my shelf.
On the Left: Part 1 of the erotic Sleeping Beauty series written by Anne Rice. Chains and riding crops and sex slaves….what else is there to say? An oldie but a goodie.
And in the Center: Me Write Book….a bigfoot memoir written by the big guy himself – in his own words. This may seem like an odd choice, but truly, this is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read. I read it over and over again and every single time I end up giggling uncontrollably and snorting wine out my nose. In fact, just so you’ll know what I’m talking about, here’s a little excerpt for your reading pleasure:
“I get away with murder cause everyone think I fragile since I last of kind and so on. One bad thing about it though that I attract lots poachers. Apparently me gal bladder give Chinese people boners. Funny cause Chinese people give me boner too but Bigfoot digress.
One time poacher try to get Bigfoot organs. He expert Safari hunter and spend weeks stalking me and learning Bigfoot ways. He see my love for Count Chocula and hide in fridge disguise as giant milk carton. Day before he want poach Bigfoot decide go low carb diet so no Chocula. Man freeze to death in fridge.
Bigfoot also have cirrhosis at time so it convenient for me use him for liver transplant donor. Bigfoot enjoy irony.”
How totally freaking funny is that?! You all just feel free to express your worry about the state of my mental health in the comments section.
I’m ending this with a challenge for my darling cousin Keri. Hello? Are you there? Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to write a story about the last time you and I crossed the border – into Tijuana when we were 18. Remember? Something about donkeys and margaritas and cute Mexican boys and terrible haggling skills. It’s all coming back to you, isn’t it? Sweet anonymous needs entertaining, so it’s up to you. Love you!
So…we’re off. See you later. I’ll miss you all. But I’ll be back in a couple of weeks with plenty of tequila and plenty of stories.
P.S. Damn! How cute do my toes look? (Thanks for the pedicure, Mom!)