Overheard at: AA Bar, Eureka
Date: Saturday, November 3, 2007
Time: 11:00 p.m.
Two men are sitting at a table eating the biggest steaks I’ve ever seen. They’re discussing the meth problem in Eureka.
Man #1: Isn’t meth what they fed to the Nazis?
Man #2: Yep. Hitler was a big geeterhead.
Man #1: He should’ve just smoked dope.
Man #2: Maybe then he wouldn’t have invaded Poland.
Man #1: He still would’ve tried to invade Poland, but he would’ve lost his keys and got distracted so it never would’ve happened.