Did You Hear That?

OVERHEARD #1

DATE: Thursday, August 16, 2007

PLACE: Humboldt County Fair

TIME: 6:00 p.m.

A woman is watching her six-year-old son run around the grass and the picnic tables. With a gleeful look in his eye, he jumps on top of a short cement divider.

Mom: “JORDAN!!! Get off of there! You’re going to BREAK YOUR LEG and we don’t have enough HEALTH INSURANCE for that!!!!”

OVERHEARD #2

DATE: Saturday, August 18, 2007

PLACE: Bridgeville, CA

TIME: 3:00 p.m.

A contestant is distraught over losing points for whining in the infamous Flying Saucer Trials.

Contestant: “But…but…I wasn’t whiiiiiiining. I was simply questioning authority. It’s not faaaaaair!”

Alien: “Meep. Beep. Beep-eep-eep. Meep.”

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4 responses to “Did You Hear That?

  1. Meep beep…take us to your leader! Oh….never mind! We are going to Canada for universal health care…Meep beeppppppp……

  2. Ha! I don’t know what I love more – someone getting called for whining or the League of Their Own reference.

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