HEY EUREKA POLICE DEPT. CAR #44…..
Because you don’t look like you’re even old enough to drive yet, I’ve got some helpful tips for you while cruising old town.
* The big word “stop” on that funny-shaped red sign at the corner of Third and E means that you should stop your car.
* When there is a group of people crossing the street in the crosswalk, it is customary to also stop your car then and wait for them to cross.
* It is NOT customary, especially when this group consists of three people with disabilities, to not stop your car but instead swerve around them, missing one by mere inches.
Thanks for your time.
And on another Old Town note: Woooooo hoooooooooo! It’s a carnival!
In the empty lot by the boardwalk at 1st and D streets. What a dark, seedy and absolutely perfect place to show some carny love. Who’s buying my cotton candy?